31Wife - Kitna pyaar karte ho humein?
Husband - Shahjhan jitna
Wife : - mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?
Husband - mai plot bhi le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kar rahi hai..
Hindi
11You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.
English
10Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
English |
33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
93Maine kaha Dilruba,
usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
usne kaha Aise nahi..
Maine kaha mehngaai hai,
usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..
Hindi
00Mr. Bean called hospital to enquire abt his pregnant wife
but call went to cricket stadium.
Bean: What's the condition?
Reply: 7 are already out,
3 still to come &
first one was Duck.
English
00A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..
English |
42If you love someone
don't keep in your heart
keep in your nails
because if you fail in love
don't break your heart
just cut the nails..
English |
10Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."
English |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
10Boy: I love you.
Girl: But, I love someone else..
Boy: Ok..No problem, your happiness is more important for me
than your love .
.
.
Moral - Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achcha chipkaa hi do.!
Hindi |
00Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..
English |
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