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If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.

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A lady was driving her daughter when
the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.

"Oh dear, look at the sun," she told her daughter .
"It looks like a big ball of fire."

The 3-year-old preschooler replied:
"It is a big ball of fire."

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English |

Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?

23

Hindi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."

- Tarun Goma

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Hindi |

Good News for You !!!
Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna... sab free)
For more details, JUST DIAL 100

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Hindi |

Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,

DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?

Ringtone thi-

"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"

30

Hindi

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

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Hindi |

Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

539

English |

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

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Hindi |

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta

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English |

Radha: Kabhi ram banke, Kabhi shyam banke chale aana,
prabhuji chale aana..
Krishan: Par kyon?
Radha: Roz-roz ek hi getup mein aaoge to
papa pehchaan lenge..

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Hindi |

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