Two Most Important People In A Man's Life: 1. Mother. 2. Wife. One Quotes

Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :


1. Mother.

2. Wife .



One brings You in this World Crying,

&

Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.