10Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.
Punjabi
20A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
- Tarun Goma
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa : I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
English |
10Santa goes to a Police station & says,
"Mujhe phone per dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain."
Police : Kaun phone karta hai?
Santa : Phone company waale bolte hain BILL na diya to KAAT denge.....
Hindi
22Muderer: Try karna umar-kaid ho, Faansi na ho.
Santa : Don't worry. Case poora apne haath mein hai.
After Court.
Muderer: Kya hua..?
Santa : Bahut mushkil se umar-kaid karwaai hai,
Adaalat to riha kar rahi thi.
Hindi |
10Santa to doctor- apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai
- Tarun Goma
par muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor- konsa game khelte ho?
Santa - mobile mai snake wala..
Hindi |
00Santa car mein battery lagwaane gaya.
Mechanic ne poocha: Exide ki laga du?
Santa sochne laga, fir bola: Baar-baar kaun aayega,
Dono side ki laga de..
Hindi
00Santa kudi nu: Ki tu meri valentine banengi..?
Kudi: Eh jutti vekhi hai..?
Santa : Marjaaniye, main Romeo-Juliet banaan nu firdaa,
sittu mochi di daastaan nahi.
Punjabi |
00"Did your late employer give you a testimonial..?", Interviewer asked.
Santa : "Yes, Sir. But the way employers look at it when I apply for a job
make one think there's something wrong with it."
Interviewer: "What does it say, then?"
Santa : "Why, he said I was one of the best men his firm had ever turned out."
English |
00Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.
Hindi
10Khirki khuli, zulfein udi,
socha husn-e-yaar ka deedaar tha.
Par zulfein hati, to manzar kuch aur tha,
kyonki woh to nahaaya hua sardaar tha..
Hindi
10Santa first time travelling in plane.
Plane began to run on run-way.
Santa got angry and said,
"Saalio, jahaaz ta agge hi char ghante late aa,
te tussi sadko-sadki paa liya."
Punjabi
11Once in a crowded bus Santa ka paon ek ladke ke paon pe aa gaya.
Santa : Sorry.
Ladka: Shut up.
Kuch der baad ek ladki ka paon ladke ke paon pe aa gaya .
Ladki: Sorry.
Ladka: Its Ok.
Santa : Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c..?
Punjabi |
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