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Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

Teacher: Late kyun aaye?
Kid: Mummy papa ki ladaai ho gayi.
Teacher: To late kyun hue?
Kid: Mera ek joota mummy ke paas tha aur
dusra papa ke paas..

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

Chemical Joke:
All electrons were having party.
Suddenly protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
They asked who are you?
He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..

Paying money for other's mistake
will happen only in..
.
.
School, College, University in the name of
Re-valuation..

Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.