Apni Shikaayaton Se Usne Mujhe Pareshaan Na Kiya, Aankhein Band Ki Quotes

Apni shikaayaton se usne mujhe pareshaan na kiya,
aankhein band ki aur bas khuda ka naam liya..

यह मौत भी अजीब दोस्त है
कहीं तो बिना बुलाये ही आ जाती है
और कहीं सदियों का इंतज़ार है..

The theory of evolution has told us that
future of a species is directly proportional
to its adaptability
provided there is no cosmic strike..

सफ़र की लम्बाई मीलों से नहीं
तन्हाई से बयाँ होती है ..

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

हूँ बुलंद आज तो तेरी मेहेरबानी है
हूँ शुमार तेरी महफ़िल में
तो यह भी तेरी ही ज़रा-नवाजी है

भटकना आसां था मेरी फितरत के सजदे
जला कर कुंदन जो किया तूने
तो यह तेरी रहमत है

गुलामी ऐसी दे की सर जिस्म से जुदा रहे
इसका वज़न मशीनों से आता नहीं
मैंने की कोशिश तेरे दर पर आके अलविदा कहु
तारों भरा आसमां दिया यह तेरी बंदा-परवरी है..

Har taraf aag
aman-o-chen mushkil hai
kuch viraasat kuch tera ehl-e-karam
zehen-o-sukuun mushkil hai
hai khudi mein khud har shaks
khuda milna mushkil hai
aage tamaasha, peeche bheed
manzil mushkil hai
hai khwaaish zindagi
dustoor mushkil hai..