PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

60

Punjabi |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

132

English |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

3017

Hindi |

Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
Simple..
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.

146

Hindi |

If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

60

English |

Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..
tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.

250

Hindi |

In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

90

English |

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