00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
10Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Hindi |
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
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