20I think you are fine
like me..
English |
30Smart Father
- Tarun Goma
Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet,
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... :P ;-)
Hindi |
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
Hindi |
00Din mein chen nahi,
raat ko neend nahi,
jee na lage kahi,
Khuda , kya yahi pyaar hai?
Khuda : Nahi vats, manager rank se neeche sabka yahi haal hai.
Hindi
31Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?
Hindi
11A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
English |
20Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!
English |
103Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho..?
Ladka: JI BHABHI JI..
Hindi |
40Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.
English
20Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..
Hindi |
00Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..
English
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