Santa Underwear Lene Gaya. Dukaandaar Ne Usko Rs. 500 Ka Underwear Quotes

As pilots, Santa and Banta were trying to land an airplane.
They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screamed:
"Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, Santa screamed again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent Santa says:
"Look at those stupid people,
they build this huge & expensive airport
but with such a short runaway...",
"I know" answers Banta, "But look how wide they made it...."

Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

Santa baraf ka tukda haath mein le kar
gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta asked: Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : Dekh raha hun leak kaha se ho raha hai..

How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..

Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...

Kyon?
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Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..