Santa dials a number and a girl receives his call-
Santa : Who's this?
Girl: Main Sita.
Santa : Navaa seaapaa, main taan ludhiyaane keeta si,
eh taan ayodhya mil gayaa.

00

Hindi

Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!

02

Hindi

Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa : Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.

00

Hindi |

Santa was reading a blank paper.

Banta: ye kya hai.

Santa : meri glfrnd ka luv leter hai.

Banta: magar ye to khali hai. Santa : ajkal hum bat nahi karte.

10

Hindi

Santa : Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa : Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.

01

Hindi

Teacher: Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Santa apna bag bahar fek deta hai.
Teacher: Woh bag kisne feka?
Santa : Maine!
Ab main ghar jaa raha hu.

10

Hindi |

I am deleting your number from my phone.
As I always send you messages but you never replied.
So good bye forever.
Santa sent this to customer care..

10

English

Judge to Santa : tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho.
Tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa : janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho
tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai.

00

Punjabi

Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1 Rs. ka petrol daal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa kar kahan jaoge.
Santa : Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain..

10

Hindi |

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