10Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!
English

131Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,
zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..
apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.
Hindi
00The relations which require effort
to be maintained are never true and
if relations are true they never require
any effort to be maintained.
English
10Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
English |
00Life is all about waking up each day
to discover something new,
about meeting old people
but making new conversations,
walking through old roads
but still feeling nice about it,
realizing that you have grown a day older
but still feeling young at heart ,
meeting busy schedules
but still finding time for old friends,
being nostalgic about by gone days
but looking forward to better days,
wanting to shoot the sender
who sent you such a long message
but still manage to smile..
English

10You are what your deep, driving desire is.
As your deep, driving desire is, so is your will.
As your will is, so is your deed.
As your deed is, so is your destiny.
- Upanishads
English |
30What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!
English
00One may conquer a thousand thousand men in battle,
But he who conquers himself alone is the greatest victor. - Gautama, the Buddha
English |
21वो जवान CRPF , CISF , BSF , ITBP , NSG और बाकी CAPF के
जो देश की सेवा करते वीरगति पाते
ना तो शहीद का दर्जा और ना ही OROP ले पाते
चालाक चतुर पाखंडी नेता
हर बार आश्वासन थमाते
विरोधी पक्ष की कमी गिनाते
वोट ले अपने घर को जाते
और हम सब जन गण मन गाते ..
Hindi |
30A memory lasts forever and
never does it die.
True friends stay together and
never say Good Bye.
English
200Mujhe tum rooh me basa lete to acha tha Faraz ..
Dil-o-Jaan ke rishte to aksar toot jaya karte hain..
Urdu |
20The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.
English
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