A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can
without going over.
Out on the edge, you see all kinds of things
you can’t see from the center..

30

English |

In matters of religion,
most persons prefer chewing the menu to
actually eating the food!

00

English |

Life hai choti har baat mein khush raho,
Koi naraz hai to uske andaz mein khush raho,
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski aawaz mein khush raho,
Jise pa nahi sakte uski yaad mein khush raho.

2213

Hindi

मैं देता रहा दलीलें इंसाफ की उम्मीद में
मगर वो भी क्या कम थे
हर बार हमारी उम्र को तजुर्बे से जोड़ देते थे ..

10

Hindi |

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Never be haughty to the humble;
never be humble to the haughty.

01

English |

People, food, colour, air, language everything changes..
But the sky looks the same wherever you go..

10

English |

At times our examples can be wrong
but when our intentions become wrong
then there is a problem..

32

English |

A great revolution is never the fault of the people
but of the government.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10

English |

The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

00

English |

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

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