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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
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20

English |

Waqt ki raahon mein aap bhula de chaahe humein,
per hum aapko bhula nahi paayenge,
teri dosti ki kasam ae dost ,
tu aawaaz de sapne mein..hum haqeeqat mein chale aayenge.

52

Hindi

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jaayenge,
kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jaayenge,
hum to ek parchaai hain,
yaad rakhna dost jahaan tanhaai mili
wahaa hum nazar aayenge..

80

Hindi |

Is zamaane se bahut alag ho aap,
woh khush- kismat hain jinke paas ho aap,
humaare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,
humein yaad kar jab dil se muskuraa lete ho aap.

61

Hindi

Hum farz-e- dosti yun hi nibhaate rahenge,
waqt bewaqt yun hi sataate rahenge,
dua kariye ki umar bahut lambi ho hamaari,
nahin to yaad ban ke aapko rulate rahenge.

11

Urdu

Bete hue lamho ko jab bhi yaad kiya humne,
gardish-e- waqt ko ru-ba-ru har baar kiya humne,
ek zakhm ubharta hai is dil mein,
jab jaam ka honto se ehtraam kiya humne.
Dooor hokar bhi tum aa jaate ho nazar ke saamne,
in palko ko jab bhi sangsaar kiya humne,
ae dost hum bhi ho chuke is ishq mein ghaayal,
aur apni zindagi ko barbaad kiya humne..

20

Urdu |

Santa to Doctor:
Mainu ik problem hai,
gall karde hoe mainu aadmi dikhaai ni sujhdaa.
Doctor: Aisa kab-kab hota hai?
Santa : Phone karte waqt .....

20

Punjabi

Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
roz pyaar bhare message kiya kijiye,
zindagi khoobsurat ban jaayegi dear..
apno ke liye thoda waqt nikaala kijiye.

131

Hindi

Woh na aaye,
par unki yaad aa ke wafaa kar gayi..
Rahi tamanna har waqt milne ki,
mera aman-sukoon tabaah kar gayi..
Darr pe aahat suni bahut baar,
humne socha,
asar dua kar gayi..
Jab darwaazaa khola to koi na tha,
mazaak humaare saath hawaa kar gayi..

30

Urdu |

Guzraa waqt jab bhi dil ki daastaan sunaayega,
tumko bhi ik shaks yaad aayega,
gaur se dekhna zindagi ke panno ko
kahin na kahin to humaara naam bhi nazar aayega..

70

Hindi |

Simta unka waqt kuch is kadar,
ki hum tamaam umar ik pal ki aarzoo mein dikhe..
chaahat thi rishi ko bas ik jhalak ki,
par kaafir ghar se burka kar nikle..

11

Urdu

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa jaanda hai,
samjho waqt kharaab aa jaanda hai,
mehboob aave ya na aave..
par taare ginan da hisaab aa jaanda hai.

20

Punjabi

Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."

26

Hindi

Sapno se dil lagaane ki aadat na rahi,
har waqt muskuraane ki aadat na rahi,
yeh soch kar ki koi manaane nahi aayega..
humein rooth jaane ki aadat na rahi.

65

Hindi |

Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

40

Hindi

Waqt ke panne palatkar
fir woh haseen lamhe
jeene ko dil chaahta hai,
kabhi muskuraaya karte the sab dost milkar..
unhe saath dekhne ko aaj dil taras jaata hai.

50

Hindi |

Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho,
par jab bhi sms karte ho..
ek lamha zindagi ka badhaa dete ho.

40

Hindi

Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:
1. Bewaqt miss call karna.
2. Paagal sms muskura kar padhega.
3. Neeche mat padhna
Jo kaam manaa karo, paagal woh zaroor karega.

10

Hindi

Meri zindagi ke is mod pe ye kaisa waqt aaya hai,
zakhm is dil ka zubaan pe aaya hai,
nahi rote hum kaanto ki chubhan se,
aaj kisi ki yaad ne humko itna rulaaya hai.

120

Hindi |

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