Santa Went To A Radio Shop And Started Shouting, Kamino Maine Quotes

Santa went to a radio shop and started shouting,
Kamino maine PHILIPS ka radio maanga tha,
aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai ki,
yeh All India Radio hai..

Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.

Santa 5 min mein paper dekar examination hall se baahar aa gaya.
Teacher: paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa : Aata tha, par who agle paper ki tyaari karni thi.

Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.

A kid asked Santa : Are you Punjabi?
Santa (proudly) : Yes.
Santa : But how do you know?
Kid : You are wearing a Kada.
Santa asks the kid : Are you Punjabi too?
Kid : Yes.
Santa : Do you drink Lassi daily?
Kid : No
Santa : Sorry, but then you are not a Punjabi.
Kid : Oh, I am Haryanvi.
Santa : Do you eat Ghee daily?
Kid : Yes
Santa (happily) : Yes, then you are Haryanvi..

Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.

What is a PJ, someone asked Santa .
Santa replied, "When you see too many pizzas,
you call them PeeJe.."