Sky Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
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One day man asked GOD :
What's the difference between
your LOVE and my LOVE ?
GOD smiled and replied:
A bird in sky is my LOVE
and a bird in cage is your LOVE ..

Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.

After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..

You are strong as RUM..
Fine as WINE..
Cool as BEER..
Classic as WHISKY..
as Sophisticated as VODKA..
in short..
i am totally TUNN in your friendship .

Night has gone and moon too.
Sun has arrive with the sky blue.
Open your beautiful eyes ,
there is an sms for you.

The day i die..
Dont think i am going far from u..!
Jst have a luk towards the sky ..
My tear wil be a rain drop on ur cheek to say
"Stupid i am stil with u!"

People, food, colour, air, language everything changes..
But the sky looks the same wherever you go..

Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa : Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.

Touch your heart , close your eyes ,
make a wish, say good night ,
sky so wide, stars so bright,
switch off the light, sleep quiet, quiet..
....(-.-)...Zzzzz..Zzzzzz.. Sweet Dreams ..!

We all live under the same sky ,
but we don't all have the same horizon. - Konrad Adenauer

Be the sky above you,
blue soft be the road below you,
affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you..

Sekiso, a famous Zen teacher, asked:
"A man sits on top of a hundred-foot pole.
How can he go farther up?"

A master answered:
"He should reach for enlightenment.
Then he can stand up into all four corners of the sky at once."