Raat Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

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Agar din hai to raat bhi hogi,
hote ho kyon udaas, kabhi-kabhi baat bhi hogi,
itne pyaar se dosti ki hai,
zindagi rahi to mulaaqat bhi hogi.

Andaaz-e-beaan haalaat ka koi aap se seekhe,
kaise karein jazbaat beaan koi aap se seekhe,
hum to yun hi uljhe hain apne khayaalaaton mein,
kaise kehte hain din ko raat koi aap se seekhe.

Santa Junior: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

Jaane do is syaah raat ke aagosh mein,
rishi zindagi se ab aur koi aarzoo na rahi..

Kal raat chand bilkul aap jaisa tha,
wahi khoobsurti, wahi noor, wahi garoor,
aur wahi aap ki tarah bahut dooor.

Kitni jaldi yeh mulaaqat guzar jaati hai,
baarish hoti nahi barsaat guzar jaati hai,
apni yaadon se keh do is tarah na aayein..
neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.

pyaar hai to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
pyaar na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai,
saara khel to pyaar ka hai..
warna janaaza aur baaraat ek samaan hoti hai.

Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!

Sharaarat na hoti..shikaayat na hoti,
naino mein kisi ke nazaakat na hoti,
na hoti beqaraari..na hote hum tanha,
jo jahaan mein kambakht yeh mohabbat na hoti..
na hote yeh sapne..yeh khawaabon ki duniya ,
kisi ko chaahat ki tamanna na hoti,
na zulfon ki chaaon..na phoolon ki khushboo,
yaadon mein unki yeh raatein na kat-ti,
jo na hoti mohabbat to yeh aansu na hote,
dil bhi na khota..aaj tanha na rota,
deewano si apni yeh haalat na hoti,
jo jahaan mein kambakht yeh mohabbat na hoti..

Din ke baad raat hua karti hai,
teri yaadon ki barsaat hua karti hai,
kaun kehta hai ki aap dooor hain mujhse,
bina bole bhi to sms se baat hua karti hai.

Har subha aapki muskuraati rahe,
har shaam aapki gungunaati rahe,
aap jise bhi mile is tarah se mile,
ki har milne waale ko aapki yaad aati rahe.