Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi
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Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..

51

Hindi |

No visits..
No calls..
No sms..
No emails..
No letters..
No missed calls..
No nothing..
i m worried.....
kya hua?
zoo waalon ne fir se pakad liya kya?????

83

Hindi

Subha subha uth ke do kaam kia karo
first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
ke tum zinda ho
second
lux se nahaya karo ta ki doosre bhi zinda reh sakein.

112

Hindi |
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Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.
2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.
3. Neeche mat padhna.
Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.

24

Hindi

लाख कोशिश करूँ भूलने की
मगर एक बात रह - रह कर सताती है
करवाचौथ का व्रत तेरी गर्ल - फ्रेंड रखती है
मेरी उम्र क्यों बढ़ जाती है ..

50

Hindi |

wxy wxy wxy
wxy wxy wxy
wxy wxy
nahi samajh aaya..?
ulta karke dekho.
Jab seedha nahi samajh aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aayega.

42

Hindi

A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..

20

English

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

10

English |

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Tawe par padaa popcorn uchaltaa kyon hai..
khud baith ke dekho, pataa chal jaayega..

60

Hindi

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