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00A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
English |
30Santa made a call to airpport and asks,
"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receptionist: One second, Sir.
Santa disconnects the call the says,
"Inhe te peg laaya hoeya ae!"
Punjabi
5811Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..
Hindi
135238 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!
Hindi
64Santa : Drinking te driving dono naal-naal nahi ho sakde.
Banta: Oh kyon bai, police kolo enna darda ae..?
Santa : Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jaaun..
Punjabi |
1316Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..
Punjabi |
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
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