Mobile Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho,
isse pehle ki 2006 ka calendar nasht ho,
aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane waala saal aapke liye,
Zabardast Ho.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Aapka chehre par kya Sweet Smile hai,
haath mein kya Raapchik Mobile hai,
Mobile mein SMS ki kya Jhakkas File hai,
phir bhi SMS na karna kya Bhaav Khaane ka Style hai..??

Duniya mein sirf 7 cheez famous hai,
bole to 7 wonders:
1. Apun
2. Apun ka dil
3. Apun ka style
4. Apun ka smile
5. Apun ka mobile
6. Apun ka sms
7. Aur apun ka dost
Bole to TUM!!

Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.

Kyon rakhta hai yaad numbron ko,
log to chehre tak bhool jaate hain,
hamaare naam to kar lete hain mobile mein feed,
per phone to doooor sms tak karna bhool jaate hain.

New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

A scientist cannot be a president but Kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile , but u mere lal..
mind blowing..u did it..

Smile to old means respect,
smile to child means innocense,
smile to friends means care,
smile in front of mobile means..
"Beta, chakkar koi aur hai"

Diya hai upar wale ne mobile ,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...

Bulb jagaun naal savera nahi hunda
Batti band hon naal hanera nahi hunda
Malko kade "SMS " vi kar lea karo
Mobile ch number save karna hi bathera ni hunda..

Santa : Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade
"I LOVE U" Ke Msg Aa Rahe Hai, Kya Baat Hai?
Banta: O Kuch Nahi Yaar, Apni Aaisi Kismat Kaha,
Aaj Toh BIWI Ka Mobile Laya Hu..