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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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Listen and Silent are two words
with the same letters and
are very important for
every relationship because
only a few people in this world can
Listen to you when you are silent..

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English

I am a dream seller
I am here to listen to you
and about ur dreams..
I sell dreams and buy them too
by paying in a currency called SMILES..
I know that you are a dreamer too
and holds many beautiful dreams.
I am luking forward for a gr8 business together..

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English

Some of the best moments of life .
Lying on the bed, listening to the rain outside.
Thinking about the person u love .
Taking a long drive on a calm road.
A sweet an emotional conversation.
Finding money in ur old jeans just when u needed.
Giggling naughtily.
Holding hands with ur friend for a walk.
Getting a hug from someone u care the most.
The moments ur eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
This is all a part of life .
Just Enjoy!!

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English

Hey listen .. Today she was asking me ur details !
I gave her ur cell no..
She'll be visiting U soon,
Her name is
"SMILE"
I think she came!!

173

English

Listen to your elder's advice.
Not because they are always right but because
they have more experiences of being wrong.

30

English

Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.

20

English

The awesomest feeling in the world ...

Listening to someone's heartbeat, u love ..

And suddenly getting to know...

The pace was raising just because of U... :)

- Tarun Goma
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If you are in Love :
Make the best of it.
Don't doubt anything.
Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.

If you just broke us:
Don't cry.
Remember that you had a good time.
Never stay alone.
Your friends are there.
Hug more people.
Stop listening to sad music, it will only make things worse.

If you are single:
Stay happy .
Hang out with friends and family.
Try looking for someone who you think is best for you.

If you are married:
Game Over.
Delete this message.

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LISTEN and SILENT are two words,

they have the same letters but in different order.
.
.
.
.
.
Amazingly, both are a sad tribute to all husbands..

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English |

On Valentine's Day,
I'm thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things...
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You're a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

- Vikas Umrao

30

English |

Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"

"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."

"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."

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English |

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen .

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English |

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch,
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring,
all of which has the potential to turn a life around.

20

English |

I used to expect others to do what they said.
Now I just listen to what they say and then observe what they do.
- Confucius

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English |

Six Ethics of Life :
Believe before you Pray
Listen before you Speak
Earn before you Spend
Think before you Write
Try before you Quit
Live before you Die..

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English |

The biggest mistake by human beings:
Listening half, understanding quarter, telling double..

11

English |

We don't always need an advice.
Sometimes all we really need is
a hand to hold,
an ear to listen , and
a heart to understand..

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English |

A true friend knows the right time to praise,
the right time to listen , and the right time to rebuke.
He knows when to come and when to stay away.
A true friend masters the art of timing.

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English |

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