20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
41Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
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