Wife: Honey, What R U Looking For? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Y Hv Quotes

Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..