Who Said English Is Easy? Fill In The Following : 1. Quotes

Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.

Hands up! This is a robbery!
Handsome guys, move to the right.
Pretty girls, move left.
Ugly ones, go to the centre.
Hey you, Yes you..Don't pretend to read the sms,
go to the centre.

Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,
aapka dil dukhaaya ho ya kabhi tang kiya ho,
ya jo-jo bhi kiya ho, us-us ke liye,
aapse jo ho sake kar lo,
MAINE NAHI SUDHARNAA..!!

If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

Gadha har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..?
22 terian tu hi jaane..

Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo
Zyaada yaad aaye = SMS Karo
Aur zyaada yaad aaye = Phone Karo
Aur bhi zyaada yaad aaye = Milo
Us-se bhi zyaada yaad aaye = To please jhooth bolna band karo.

Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.