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सार्थक और प्रभावी उपदेश वह है, जो वाणी से नहीं,
अपने आचरण से प्रस्तुत किया जाता है। - पं. श्रीराम शर्मा आचार्य

135

Hindi |

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love .
----------Albert Einstein

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English

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

00

English |

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A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

Jeevan ka sabse bada rog,
"Kya Kahenge Log.."

180

Hindi |

Give a man a truth, and he will think for a day.
Teach a man to reason, and he will think for a lifetime..

10

English |

Just because I freak out
doesn’t mean you have to..

20

English |

सदा तो धूप के हाथों में ही परचम नहीं होता,
खुशी के घर में भी बोलो कभी क्या ग़म नहीं होता..?
फक़त एक आदमी के वास्ते जग छोड़ने वालो,
फक़त उस आदमी से ये ज़माना कम नहीं होता..!

- Vikas Umrao
152

Hindi |

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