Attendance..
Pappu- Yes sir
Bablu- Yes sir
Tinku- Yes sir
Gullu- Yes sir
Ullu- ?????
Ullu- ?????
button na dabaao, present lagaao.

82

Hindi
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Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

20

English

Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

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52

Hindi |

Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.

44

Malayalam
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Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.

30

Hindi

Hi stupid, hru?
Gussa na ho yaar,
STUPID means:
Super
Talented
Unique
Personality
In
Demand
Samajh aayaa??
Smiling now, u stupid!

60

English

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Seene mein Dil
Dil mein dard
Dard mein yakin
Yakin mein khayal
Khayal mein khwab
Khwab mein tasveer
Tasvir mein aap..
Itna daraawana khwab
Baap re Baap !

90

Hindi |

When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !

12

English |

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