Innocence at it's best-
Ek chota baby apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai:
Isme kya hai..?
Mummy: Isme ek pyaaraa sa baby hai.
Baby: Itna pyaaraa tha to khaa kyon gai..

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Hindi
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Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe hain
aur Kaali Billi aapke aage se guzar jaaye
to iska matlab
Kaali Billi aap se zyaada jaldi mein hai..

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Hindi |

If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..

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English |

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P

- Tarun Goma
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Hindi |

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"

Rs15O/-

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English

"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??

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Punjabi

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

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English

Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..

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Hindi |

Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

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English |

Lucknow me 2 bache ladh rahe the.
1st : Dekhiye ager aap humari baat nahi manenge
to hum aapki walida mohtarma ki shaan me
gustakhana Kalimat pesh kar denge.
2nd: Huzur phir hum bhi aapke
rukhsaar mubarak pe aisa tamacha raseed karenge ki
gaal mubarak gulab ki maanind chamak uthega.

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Urdu

Papa beti se:
Beti, pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,
lekin ab Dad kehti ho, kyon?
Beti: Oh Dad, Papa kehne se
Lip-stick kharaab ho jaati hai.

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Hindi

Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.

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English

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