If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

60

English |

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

3017

Hindi |

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat ..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

279

Hindi |

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

42

English |

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!
But don't make it a habit because..
i am not free every night.

30

English |

Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

51

English |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..
sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.

185

Hindi |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

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