Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

40

English |

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

51

English |

If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

60

English |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

42

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.

367

Hindi |

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