10Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..
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