Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

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Punjabi
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Hospital is the only place where
the word "Positive" means a bad thing..

10

English |

Simple But True :

If Your Name is on the building, you're RICH.
If Your Name is on your desk, you're MIDDLE CLASS.
If Your Name is on your shirt, you're POOR..

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English |

It is not the experience of Today that drives us mad,
instead it is remorse and bitterness for something
that happened Yesterday and
the dread of what Tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live this one full Today..

10

English |
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कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..

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Hindi |

The biggest mistake by human beings:
Listening half, understanding quarter, telling double..

11

English |

Mere bazurgon ka saya tha jab talak mujh par
main apni umar se chota dikhayi deta tha..

44

Hindi |

It was written in a cemetery:
This place is full of people who used to think
that the world cannot move on without them..

02

English |

Every fool can find faults
that a great many wise men can't remedy.

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English |

Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!

20

English

What is trust?????
Trust is a feeling that a one year child has,
when u throw him in thr air,
he laughs because he knows that you will catch him, without falling.

20

English

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