She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

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English

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

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Hindi |

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

30

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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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English

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

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English

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