00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
10Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Hindi |
10A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
English |
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
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