00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
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