We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

00

English
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

00

English

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

00

English

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

40

Punjabi

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

00

English

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

30

Punjabi

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