00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
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