सियासत के इस दौर में यह भी खूब
चंद कलम अब भी बेबाक़ लिखती हैं
खरीद-दार कम नहीं उनके भी
मगर शुक्र की वो बिकाऊ नहीं ..

21

Hindi |

Woh khwaab ban kar aaye
saans ban kar rahe aur
jaan ban kar chale gaye..

110

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

नाराज़ हो सकते हैं वो हमसे
पर लौट कर ज़रूर आएंगे
वो चेहरा भीड़ में
बस थोड़ा बिछड़ है गया ..

00

Hindi |

मौसम कुछ ठीक नहीं
कल तक जो पैसे के पीछे भाग रहे थे
आज वो पैसे देख कर भाग रहे हैं ..

115

Hindi |

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

1312

Hindi |

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