Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

41

Hindi
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Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye
Cow ke saame sir karke khade ho jaao.
Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai,
agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai,
aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye
to samajh lena khaali hai.

70

Hindi

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nahi samajh aaya..?
ulta karke dekho.
Jab seedha nahi samajh aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aayega.

42

Hindi

If you have something to say, raise your hand.
Then place it over your mouth.

31

English |

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..

- Vikas Umrao

58

Hindi |
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Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz

21

English

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..

61

Punjabi |

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!

26

Hindi

I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..

20

English |

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

51

Punjabi

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