I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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English
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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English

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

11

English

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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English

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

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