When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Quotes

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..