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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

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English

Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

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English

Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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English

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

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