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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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English

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

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Hindi |

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

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English

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

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English

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

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