01
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
10Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Hindi |
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
10Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
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