20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
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English
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
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