20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
11WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)
English
10Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!
Hindi |
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
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