He who knows to stop at what he does not know is perfect.

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There are three things that a child can teach an adult:
To be happy for no reason;
To be always busy doing something;
And to know how to demand - with all one's might - what one wants.
- Paulo Coelho

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English |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

40

English

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A teacher asked what is forgiveness?

A cute little girl gave this reply :
It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives
even when it is being crushed.

20

English

अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..

194

Hindi |

Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

When u face Choices..

Just Toss a Coin..

Not because it solves the Question..
But while the Coin is in Air..
We will know."What our Heart is Hoping for?"

40

English

Try not to become a man of success ,
but rather try to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

10

English |

Career: Enhance your skills.
A good employee takes effort to do work;
A smart employee uses skill to accomplish his job.

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English

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