Meri Yaad Aaye = Yaad Karo Zyaada Yaad Aaye = SMS Quotes

Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo
Zyaada yaad aaye = SMS Karo
Aur zyaada yaad aaye = Phone Karo
Aur bhi zyaada yaad aaye = Milo
Us-se bhi zyaada yaad aaye = To please jhooth bolna band karo.

Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

Thandi coffee ko garam kar lo,
is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo,
Aapke hote hue Inbox khaali hai,
thodi si to yaar sharam kar lo..

Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.

Kal ek sapna dekha ki
Swarag ke ek bade se haal mein
Bhagwaan Ji ne sabko apne paap likhne ko kahaa.
Maine likhna shuru hi kiya tha ki
tum chillaye-"Xtra sheet plzz....."

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..