What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

30

English
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Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

God saw me hungry, he created Domino's,
God saw me thirsty he created Limca - Frooti,
God saw me walking he created Mercedes Benz.,
God saw me without any problem, he created you..

02

English |
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It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

20

English

Hands up! This is a robbery!
Handsome guys, move to the right.
Pretty girls, move left.
Ugly ones, go to the centre.
Hey you, Yes you..Don't pretend to read the sms,
go to the centre.

01

English

I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..

21

English |

New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

51

Hindi

Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
AAHISTA BOLO...
Yahaan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..!

64

Hindi

Tohra mukhra..Chaanda ke samaan..
Tohra rang..Chanda ke samaan..
Tohre baal..Chanda ke samaan..
Aur Chanda..Hamaar bhaisiya ka naam..

41

Hindi

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