Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

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English
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Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

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118

Hindi |

Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

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135

Hindi |

शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

5024

Hindi |
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अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |
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There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

64

English |

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

7427

Hindi
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Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !

19634

Hindi |

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