रैली करके आइए मज़मे लगाइए गंगा में डुबकी लगा सारे Quotes

रैली करके आइए
मज़मे लगाइए
गंगा में डुबकी लगा
सारे पाप धो आइए
कोविड महामारी बढ़े
तो जनता कर्फ्यू लगाइए।
#वाहचाचा

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers.
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But the funny thing is that they strictly support arranged marriage ..

Earning stale bread is more important
than getting clean air..

One day man asked GOD :
What's the difference between
your LOVE and my LOVE ?
GOD smiled and replied:
A bird in sky is my LOVE
and a bird in cage is your LOVE ..

सफ़र की लम्बाई मीलों से नहीं
तन्हाई से बयाँ होती है ..

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'