All news channels have understood that
we are interested more in number of daily covid cases then
listening to farm bills and farmers protest..

01

English |

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The number of people who die due to
excess eating or drinking is more than
the number of people who die due to
hunger and thirst..

00

English |

Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always!

- Hemant Singh

11

English |

Always refresh your mind.
Delete your mistakes.
Create your own dream.
Minimise your negative thoughts.
Maximise your target.
Shut down your worries and
Be Happy always..

10

English

If you manage to fool a President
then a few people may suffer but
If you elect a Foolish President then
the whole country will suffer for ages..

00

English |

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Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

Trust is like an eraser,
it gets smaller and smaller
after every mistake..

50

English |

जो दे रहे हैं तुम्हे फल पके - पकाये हुए
ये पेड़ तुम्हे मिले हैं लगे - लगाये हुए
ज़मीन ओढ़ कर सोये हैं सारी दुनियाँ मैं
न जाने कितने सिकंदर थके - थकाए हुए
ये जरुरी है शेर - शायरी खुद लिखी जाये ?
खरीद लाएंगे कपडे सिले - सिलाए हुए
हमारे मुल्क़ में खादी की बरकतें हैं मियां
चुने - चुनाये हैं सारे छटे - छटाये हुए ..

Jo de rahe hain tumhe fal pake-pakaye hue
ye ped tumhe mile hain lage-lagaye hue
zamin odh kar soye hain sari duniyan mein
na jane kitne sikandar thake-thakaye hue
yeh zaroori hai sher-shayari khud likhi jaye?
kharid layenge kapde sile-silaye hue
humare mulq main khadi ki barqate hain miyan
chune-chunaye hain sare chhate-chhataye hue..

33

Hindi |

Every Lady hopes that
her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did..

11

English

Learn to Laugh
Learn to Love
Learn to Drink
Learn to Share
Learn to See
But learning shall not take you anywhere
But then how shall you learn this..

51

English |

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