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धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

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Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

5 panchi ped dali par baithe the.
Shikari ne ek ko mar diya or 3 udd gaye.
Par ek panchi baitha raha.
Kyon?
Bas haramipana hai,
"NAHI HATENGE"

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Hindi

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

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Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

10

English |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

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Hindi |

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

10

Hindi

Hasti thi hasti thi
Baalon ko lehraati thi
dekh kar sharmati thi,
kuch soch kar phir muskurati thi
aaj pataa chala
Saali PAAGAL thi.

40

Hindi

If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..

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English |

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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