कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर धोते रहने से हाथों Quotes

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler

A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinking: Damnit man, Dhoni se kuch nahi ho Sakta, aur yeh Gautam gambhir..

If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.

Boy: plz ek baar i love u bol de.
Girl: nahi mujhe sharam aati hai.
Boy: bol do na plz.
Girl: Dhattt.....
Boy: Plz ek baar..... dekh le..... behen nahi hai.

Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!