ਪੈ ਜਏ ਸਾਂਝ ਏਹੋ ਜੇਹੀ
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਮਿਤਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ
ਆ ਜਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਦੱਸੇ ਰਾਹ ਤੇ ਤੂਰਣ ਦੀ ਜਾਚ
ਤੇ ਹੋਏ ਗੱਲਵਕੜੀ ਇਉਂ ਕੇ
ਫੇਰ ਬਰਡੇ ਮਨਾਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਾ ਬਨੈ ।

218

Punjabi |

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Greatness of a person
is not measured by his srtength;
it is how he stands tall
every time he gets knocked down.

00

English

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

13

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

thinking-duck.jpg

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.

11

English

वो जवान CRPF , CISF , BSF , ITBP , NSG और बाकी CAPF के
जो देश की सेवा करते वीरगति पाते
ना तो शहीद का दर्जा और ना ही OROP ले पाते
चालाक चतुर पाखंडी नेता
हर बार आश्वासन थमाते
विरोधी पक्ष की कमी गिनाते
वोट ले अपने घर को जाते
और हम सब जन गण मन गाते ..

21

Hindi |

We often say that
Jo chaahte hain woh aasaani se kyun nahi milta.
But the fact of life is that
Hum chaahte bhi wahi hain jo milna aasaan nahi hota.

69

Hindi

तू अंधेरों के सफ़र में हमसफ़र ढूँढने चला है नादां
हमने रौशनी में भी सायो को कतराते देखा हैं ..

212

Hindi |

ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
.
.
ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..

10230

Punjabi |

लोग ऐसे भी इस बस्ती में
जिन्हें नज़र तो आता है
मगर नज़रिया नहीं
यहाँ चेहरों की रौनक बढ़ाने की ख़ातिर
हज़ार नुस्ख़े आज़माये जाते हैं ..

43

Hindi |

Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
- Jacob Brownowski

10

English |

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