172हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |

6221Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.
.
.
Magar.....
.
.
Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.
Hindi |
118Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
12437Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |

156Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.
English
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
65Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
- Vikas Umrao
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..
Urdu |

92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
108Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..
Hindi |
19634Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !
Hindi |

7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
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