142हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |
![alcohol.jpg alcohol.jpg](/sms/new/img/alcohol.jpg)
7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
6121Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.
.
.
Magar.....
.
.
Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.
Hindi |
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
112Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.
English |
![glassi.jpg glassi.jpg](/sms/new/img/glassi.jpg)
74Santa : Drinking te driving dono naal-naal nahi ho sakde.
Banta: Oh kyon bai, police kolo enna darda ae..?
Santa : Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jaaun..
Punjabi |
108Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
![theka-punjab.jpg theka-punjab.jpg](/sms/new/img/theka-punjab.jpg)
213Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.
Punjabi
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
3414Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.
Hindi |
![white-wine.jpg white-wine.jpg](/sms/new/img/white-wine.jpg)
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
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