You hang around the barbershop long enough
sooner or later you're going to get a haircut..

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Give me six hours to chop down a tree
and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Rumors are carried by haters,
spread by fools and
accepted by idiots.

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Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

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Next time I see you,
remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

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What lies behind us, and
what lies before us are tiny matters
compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In war, you win or lose, live or die
and the difference is just an eyelash.
- Douglas MacArthur

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A good programmer is someone who
looks both ways
before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder

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Be sure you put your feet in the right place,
then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- The Little Prince

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold H. Glasow

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The law of the river,
like the law of being,
is infinite progression.
You never boat in the same river twice.
- Tryon Edwards

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