2 Soldiers Capture An Enemy & Gave Him A Dice & Quotes

2 soldiers capture an enemy &
gave him a dice & told that
if he get 1,2,3,4 or 5 then he will be killed.
The captured soldier asks what if he gets 6.
They replied - then it's again your turn..

Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?
Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!
Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,
kado da vagi jaanda hai.

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.